Tuesday, 18 November 2014

world dumbest quotes ever by celebrities







>>"Ojukwu is dead but his man hood is still alive".

- Dim Patience Jonathan 1st lady of Nigeria.


>>"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.


>>"it's eazy hun, quit reading so as not to damage your knowledged brain ** I don't know why you would stress your self for something that bothers you' oo Charley anything that bothers mii once I never see again by choice it diez"


-Tonto Dike, Nigerian actress.






>>"I cannot categorically tell you one now, but the one we are going to make use of, I am not the one that will create it. "The one that we are going to make use of, is going to remain known by 'MY OGA AT THE TOP'. Yes! I can't announce one now and my oga says it's another one we suppose to use."


-Obafaiye Shem, The Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC).






>>"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them".

- George Bush , Former U.S prisdent.






>>"So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?»

- Michael Barrymore.






>>"They misunderestimated me".

- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)






>>"You guys, line up alphabetically by height".

- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach






>>"Happy shall they be who taketh your babies and dash them against a rock."


-psalm 137 vs 9.






>>" Dehumanizing those who reject Islam, by reminding Muslims that unbelievers are merely firewood for Hell, makes it easier to justify slaughter.


-Quran, 9 vs 73






>>"We do not pray for accidents but it is


inevitable… we do everything to ensure


that we do not have accidents, but it is an


act of God."


-Stella Oduah, Aviation minister

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